Ingredients
Kegs - who has the best kegstand? You need a few of these to find out.
Ping pong table - what's a drunk party without its staple game, Beer Pong?
Alcohol - cheap brands such as Busch Lite or Coors Lite are extremely popular
Camera - for posterity's sake; don't forget to have someone poorly edit out the booze. Wouldn't want future employers to see that
Drunks - the fewer people you know there, the better. Bonus points for people who mysteriously "lose" their clothes or do something incredibly stupid, obnoxious, etc. over the course of the evening
Toss ingredients into a basement or garage. Let sit for +4 hours to aid alcohol intake. Serves +20 guests.
