"Thank you for completely wasting my time this week with your pathetic BAAWWW'ing. I'll be sure to file it away under 'B' for 'Bawling diatribes from an ignorant sexist bitch that I couldn't care any less about.' You think I'm stupid? No. Mixing up 'there,' 'their' and 'they're' is 'stupid.' Talking about past lovers on a first date is 'stupid.' Disappearing for months at a time, army or not, expecting me to realize how much I 'need' you and beg you to come back when I'm already happy with my life without you is not so much 'stupid' as it is grounds to permanently black mark you out of my calendar.
To be honest, I'm not sure if it was more amusing when you 'disappeared' not once but multiple times for extended periods thinking it would change my mind, or when you thought that by saying 'I love you anyway' would push me into a tearful submissive state that you could take advantage of. So forgive me but I couldn't care less if this time you're only going to be gone for a month. Since your world apparently revolves around controlling people, prolonged temper tantrums and self-idolizing, I'm sure it must be so difficult to consider someone else's feelings for a full 24 hours straight.
The good news for you is that my current boyfriend doesn't think you're a terrible person, he just thinks you're an average run of the mill dick who commands about as much respect as a basement dwelling porn collector. I might be wrong, but it's really difficult to respect someone who demands cyber-sex from his online 'girlfriend', who he claims he 'loves,' when the reality is he's probably asking for the same thing from every two-cent whore on Facebook, Yahoo, MSN, etcetera.
By the way, from the amount of time you spent exulting your 'tower' you would be better off exhibiting it to people on Chatroulette, as they have no high standards there. Just thought you might like to know.
Talk to you never"
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