Your Move, Disney

Well well, it seems this troll does have some bite to his bark. October 22, the day of reckoning for Justin Bieber haters, YouTube user LifeInATent hosted a live feed in which participants witnessed himself and Eric Douglace trade insults. The implications of this phenomenon have since escalated. Viewers recorded Douglace claiming he would hack LIAT's bank account, and yet not do anything with the assets. Additionally, he allegedly "hacked" LIAT's YouTube account, changing around video titles and the "About Me" section, as well as gain access to LIAT's blogspot account. Conspiracy theories naturally were spawned that LIAT and Eric were in on this from the beginning.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is no longer about Justin Bieber. Justin Bieber is just a facade for Eric's self-destructive sociopathic tendencies. This boy has effectively broken several laws on the federal level, including implied fraud and breach of data privacy. It doesn't matter whether he did it himself  anymore (speculations have been made that he either hired a third party or wrote a keylogger himself and forced hacked). He has openly admitted that his parents work for the government and is undoubtedly using their IP address in order to carry out his heinous actions. LIAT is preparing a legal suit, and if Eric is truly from Canada (or any other country outside the US), INTERPOL will have to get involved in the court case.

So how now, Disney? What are you going to do now that one of your pop-star icons has been made the poster boy for hacking YouTube partners and possibly other internet users? Are you ready to handle the massive backlash?

As for YOU, Eric: If this does make it to court, I hope you get tried as an adult. I hope the judge sees right through your probable insanity plea and throws your ass into a life sentence, as your life is basically over anyway. Even as we speak, Anonymous is preparing to move against you, and when that happens, you can put your head between your knees and kiss your bum goodbye. It's unlikely you will ever go to college or get a job now. So I must congratulate you, as you are now the next Jessi Slaughter.

Your Move, Disney

In Soviet Russia, Anonymous Hack You

This poor soul has caused quite the uproar on the Tube of You. Though I am embarrassed to admit that I contributed to the view count, I couldn't help but giggle maniacally as I watched this kid blast himself into oblivion. He claims he and his little "hack squad," which is really one or two other 14 year olds with little to no computer programming history to speak of, have already hacked 40+ accounts and have access to some 800 IP addresses. He also allegedly has an uncle in the FCC, who has ties to NSA, Homeland Security, FBI, INTERPOL, et al.

There's no nice way to break it to you. Your uncle probably doesn't even know who Justin Bieber is, much less even care. And it would be really quite sad if this is a top priority on INTERPOL's list. You have successfully managed to garner the bile of thousands of other internet users, particularly 4chan, in which case you are well and truly fucked. You can't shut down the First Amendment, and you will rue the day you decided to hit the "Upload" button. This is what happens when you post shit on the internet: people see it, and they will judge, they will comment and they will link the hell out of it. If you can't handle it, you shouldn't be putting yourself out there.

For future reference, if you're going to unabashedly promote a music artist, pick a good one, or at least have a valid argument on why other people should support them.

Congratulations ericDouglace et al., you have lost teh internets. And the game.

In Soviet Russia, Anonymous Hack You

AdventureTime in College: Das Lebkuchenhaus

article I. is Alexandra fit to be an architect?

The First Point: I. It would seem so. Walt Disney said "If you can dream it, you can do it." Hence anyone is capable of doing anything if they have the power to conjure up mental images during the REM sleep phase.

On the other hand, just because you can do something doesn't necessarily mean you should. It doesn't take much skill to build a house out of graham crackers and candy, but it takes years of professional work to build a city.

Reply: Alexandra is most certainly not fit to be an architect. Firstly, she has never imagined herself as one and secondly, she is absolute rubbish at building even a gingerbread house. Presenting Exhibit

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Ever so appetizing...

A creation such as this is guaranteed to give the consumer cavities.

Hence: I. Based on photographic evidence, Alexandra should not be trusted with actual brick and mortar.

AdventureTime in College: Das Lebkuchenhaus

Somebody Has To Say It: Chemistry, Kiss my (Ar)(Se)

Seriously. Not many students care that much about you until you make something explode. Now kiss it.

My adipose-laden posterior brings all the boys to the yard

Now for some explosions.

Somebody Has To Say It: Chemistry, Kiss my (Ar)(Se)

AdventureTime in College: Pilot

Ah, my poor blog, you have suffered much in my absence. I don't know how to apologize for my complete lack of motivation to write about nonsense. I have been off questing in the new frontier that is a college campus. Though it's only been about two months, already I have stories to tell.

Trolleys, Rev Your Engines
At college a crap-ton of welcome activities are packed into only a few days. One such event was a trolley ride around the city of Chicago during late night hours. As a long-time resident, I was already familiar with much of the city, but I couldn't resist the invitation to go out and play past what would have been my curfew. The tour itself was so-so, but it had its moments, like the drunk people screaming at us from their cars or the sidewalk.

Cheap Locks Don't Work in Rogers Park
Before classes even started, my boyfriend got himself into quite a conundrum. He was the inheritor of a half-broken cable lock for his very expensive, oversized PDA. Goshdarnit, he forgot the combination, and his sister, the gracious bestower of said lock, couldn't remember either. So the both of us broke out our tool kits and did a B&E on that SOB...and no, not bacon and eggs. So that was how I learned how a cheap rotary lock works.

Nerdgasm Central
We now progress to several weeks into the semester, and already my brain is starting to look a little something like this:

Fine cuisine if you're a zombie...

Naturally, I sought respite before boiling hot canola oil started pouring out of my cranial cavity. My cure came in the form of a train stop that happens to be Nerd Heaven. There's a comic book store, a Halloween shop and two video game stores that cover everything from Atari to Wii. *nerdgasm* It would not surprise me in the slightest if I solved the national debt problem just in this one location.

Thankfully, fall break is almost upon me. I hope I can defibrillate this blog and get back onto a somewhat regular writing streak. 

AdventureTime in College: Pilot